Best advice I ever got:

Make sure you’re wearing clean underwear.

Very few people know:

I’ve had a hand in building five houses.

My last meal:

If I knew it was my last meal, I’d be too nervous to eat.

One thing I’ve learned:

What goes around comes around.

My first car:

A ‘69 Malibu Classic.

My first beer:

Billy Beer. I can’t repeat how it tasted.

My favorite web site:

Google.

My favorite thing at amusement parks:

The landscaping.

The people I’d invite to my dream dinner:

Larry, Curly, and Moe.